Hot Babes for Cool Dudes
Miss Dizzum is always up for some fun. When one of her friends suggested that she start an Only Fans, she thought, how lovely would that be, to provide cooling for all of the hot men about town! So she did exactly that. She went out and got all of the fans she could, from 2nd hand stores, to garage sales, to Facebook Marketplace, and she gathered them all together and painted them colours she thought boys would like. If only she could bring in the guys and they could pay her for these machines to cool them down! And hey, she thought, what if she landed herself a rich boyfriend, or two?
Thirsty Guys
Well, turns out, running an Only Fans store was the best idea ever! Miss Dizzum knew she was so smart, but how could she capitalize on it further? Well, she then started giving out FREE POPCORN! Yes, you read that right, FREE popcorn. Who does anything for free these days? C’mon man! (Biden voice) Anyways, her plot was coming together and she was really happy, because she spiked the freakin’ popcorn with salt. Lots of salt. Garlic salt, pickle salt, maybe some bath salts… but anyways, it was salty as fuck! So, naturally, she also sold water… for $5 a bottle, to all of the thirsty guys! Haha! She wins! Nice. But still, she didn’t quiet yet have the red Ferrari she wanted in her driveway, nor the matching siiiiick fancy home, so, her ultimate plan was coming together in her twisted, horny mind!
Fantasy Pornstar Girlfriend VIP
That’s right, she did it, the most daring thing of all… a VIP section. This is where you can enter into the deeper part of her Only Fans store where she stocks only the rarest fans… CPU fans, radiator fans, industrial cooling fans. She has them all, spinny fans, even those ridiculous plastic blade fans they tried to make look futuristic but they just look like plastic junk you’d find in a trailer park debris pile. She fooled you all, she doesn’t even get naked here! She just sells fans!
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